And so it begins...

My son (who shall remain anonymous for fear that this report will come back to bite him) has just received his first phone call from a girl. She called before he got home from school, so I took down her name and number, quelling my instinctive desire to ask her a million questions. He is presently in the tree out front returning the call. I am nobly resisting the urge to disguise myself as a squirrel so that I can eavesdrop. I'm wondering if this "first thing in the morning" picture of Tob...uh, I mean "my son" will silence the phone forever: