Saturday, June 28, 2008

The Agony of De"foot"

'Twas not enough 'tis size 9 wide

(All decency demands it hide)...

To plantar fasciitis prone

(As is its poor afflicted clone)...

It's biggest pig baits all to stare

(And marvel at its girth unfair)...

The coarsened skin across its sole

Well imitates the hide of troll...

One more misfortune I report...

Alas, a newly sprouted WART.

2 comments:

Kindra said...

That's Nuthin'!! I had my big toe nail removed from my right foot and let's just say I would have never posted it..it would have throughly grossed everyone out, my own mother wouldn't even look at it. So yours is gorgeous compared to mine, but I do love the poem.

Jeff and Aimee said...

Kindra-
Thanks for having the courage to comment on my poem. As you can see, you're the only one who did! To tell you the truth, I recall reading your "toenail" post a few months back and I was therefore inspired to share my own foot problems with all of blogdom (or at least the four people who read my blog. :))

Aimee