Family Tree

It has always fascinated me that for any of us to be here today, every single one of our ancestors had to be conceived exactly when they were. This is my take on that fact:



Family Tree

An egg that burst forth from its berth
Had docked with patience till
Its personal predestined pop-
A mittelschmertzic spill-
Then met the very salmon that
Swam up the stream and won
The convoluted river race
Which millions had begun

When only once this act occurs
“A miracle!” some say
But much precision was required
For me to be today-
Each couples’ copulative act
Conveniently transpired
Exactly when it must have done
For me to have been sired--
The wonder then is magnified
Thus exponentially
That all the random jointures could
Have somehow fashioned me

The slurry of the elements
Concocted by the glands
Was the exact mélange required
Of all those “greats” and “grands”

Had just one headache been declared
By a reluctant dame
The chromosomes o’er centuries
Would not have paired the same

Each man possessed a sack of seeds
And tool with which to sow--
Each woman’s furrow fertile was
With room for fruit to grow--
Some may have loved each other well
Though others lusted just--

I breathe because they seized the day
Before they fell to dust





BTW, "mittelschmirtz" is the pain that a woman can feel at the moment of ovulation (and yes, such an odd word is obviously German).