Saturday, November 13, 2010

Short But Stupid

Last night I had a bad dream.

No, it was not technically a night terror.

In this dream, my garage was on fire!

Naturally, my first instinct was to call 9-1-1.

Unfortunately, every phone I grabbed...


...turned out to be...


...a calculator:


Sorry. It was just too dumb to keep to myself.

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