This is Too Good to Keep to Myself

I find absurdity quite delicious, particularly if it manifests itself cleverly.

Thus, I give you...

...the Ostrich Pillow!

As you can see, this delightful configuration of cloth and foam enables you to nap anywhere, any time. A wisely placed opening allows you to breathe while blocking out light, minimizing sound and cushioning your forehead.

Let's see this bad boy in action:




Apparently this fellow has exhausted himself with origami folding and possibly some Internet surfing.

Must nap! 

Note the ergonomic hand-pouches. (We all know that when you rest your head on your desk you don't know what to do with those pesky hands of yours.)

I was super embarrassed on my trip to Romania to utilize one of these fine inventions of comfort:

(Perhaps if I had looked as peaceful and attractive as the above pillow-user I wouldn't have minded so much.)

 Therefore I can not fathom pulling an Ostrich Pillow over my head.

However, you have to have mad respect for the fellow who is brave enough to sport this look in public...



At least the stuffing will soften the blows to the head that will certainly rain down on his/her unsuspecting cranium due to the cruel nature of many individuals in the human race.

Are you asking yourself, "Why? Why? WHY?" Wonder no longer. Click here to watch an illuminating video.

And now you know...